We are watching you, Bryan, and we don't like what we see.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Rumor has it Bryan is writing a book!

Here is a sample paragraph of Bryan's new book! Only here!

FML! Jenny n the kids left me! She iznt Xtian n doesn't believe anymorz! U no I wanted 2 work it out but Jenny is willin 2 throw it all away for some other guyz! But that's ok, cuz I am gonna show her! She stopped me from living my dreamz, now I am goin to law school at the California School of Law!! And runnin for Senate in 2012! It's all her fault I lost that dream gig of sitting n front of a camera n gettin paid, so now I gotta find an excuse 2 do nothing until 2012! Jenny will never come back 2 me! I need a REAL Christian lady who wants 2 support every whim I have! Follow me back 2 Destin! Work n support me soz I can live my dreamz!

*Thanks to my teenager for correcting my "to" to 2 and "you" to "u" How could I have missed that?

1 comment:

  1. LMAO!!! Thanks for the great laugh today, for realz!