FML! Jenny n the kids left me! She iznt Xtian n doesn't believe anymorz! U no I wanted 2 work it out but Jenny is willin 2 throw it all away for some other guyz! But that's ok, cuz I am gonna show her! She stopped me from living my dreamz, now I am goin to law school at the California School of Law!! And runnin for Senate in 2012! It's all her fault I lost that dream gig of sitting n front of a camera n gettin paid, so now I gotta find an excuse 2 do nothing until 2012! Jenny will never come back 2 me! I need a REAL Christian lady who wants 2 support every whim I have! Follow me back 2 Destin! Work n support me soz I can live my dreamz!
*Thanks to my teenager for correcting my "to" to 2 and "you" to "u" How could I have missed that?